SmokinDokken

strungoutelectric asked: If Mr Dokken was a seaport in New Jersey, he'd be HOBOKEN DOKKEN.

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If Mr. Dokken was a lost English colony, he’d be Roanoken Dokken.

If Mr. Dokken was a donut chain, he’d be DUNKIN DOKKEN.

strungoutelectric asked: If Dokken was part of the swim team, he'd be BACK-STROKIN DOKKEN

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strungoutelectric asked: If all of Dokken's family died, he'd be NO-KIN DOKKEN.

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strungoutelectric asked: If Dokken ever talked in a gentle and somber voice, he'd be SOFTSPOKEN DOKKEN.

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If Dokken did the Hokie Pokie, he’d be HOKIN DOKKEN.

If Mr. Dokken were an egg, he’d be YOLKIN DOKKEN.

If Mr. Dokken were made of wood, he’d be OAKEN DOKKEN.

If Dokken was in an intense Facebook poke war, he’d be POKIN DOKKEN.

If Mr. Dokken ever finished talking, he’d be SPOKEN DOKKEN.

If Mr. Dokken was on crack, he’d be COKIN DOKKEN.

If Mr. Dokken stood in the background and gave one liners, he’d be TOKEN DOKKEN.

If Mr. Dokken played the banjo, he’d be FOLKIN DOKKEN.

If Dokken was made of glass and he fell over, he’d be BROKEN DOKKEN.